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The guide to getting it on while living in the dorms.
By Neal Morton
What could be worse than painting yourself as a sensitive guy and seducing a deaf girl at a club, only to take her back to your dorm, have your way with her and then avoid her for the rest of the year?nnThe only thing worse would be to have a roommate...