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Back in the 1990s and early 2000s, all five of my children married. Though I had been successful in my business ventures, no observer could have ever complained that I had been excessive in helping to pay for those memorable events.
Donald J. Trump is busy digging America’s grave. Any illusions that America is the banner-carrier of freedom are giving way to the reality of the Trump Idiocracy and the understanding that if there really is a hell, Donald Trump will be there. Despite the prayers of his worshipful Christian-Right puppeteers and mournful sycophants, that place down-under will be his final Mar-a-Lago.
You know the saying: “A leopard doesn’t change its spots.” Generally, that statement is one of universal truth. Sadly, Utah is being forced to reconcile the fact that one of its shining stars wasn’t really so shiny at all.
It happened on October 7, 2023. The world was shocked by the story—how in a concerted, well-planned surprise attack, Hamas had kidnapped 251 hostages and killed over 1,200 innocent Israelis, mostly young revelers who only wanted to attend a music festival.
Once upon a time, in the shadowed kingdom of Veridia, King Malakor reigned with an iron fist. His decrees were cruel, his taxes crushing, all to fund his opulent lifestyle while his people starved.
When I’d finished my morning toilet duties, I surveyed the contents of the bowl. It was no surprise—nothing so really different than every other time, though I did notice that the color was off a bit. As I pressed the flush button, I heard a desperate call. “Help!” pleaded the voice, “It’s me, Donald, your president.”
If Donald Trump is allowed to use Supreme Ruler-style extortion and fear as the primary tools of “leadership,” America may well become one of those “shithole” nations that he’s always loved to insult.
Don’t be surprised if you start seeing AI-generated photos of Donald Trump on the cross at Calvary, or if, at press conferences, he starts inviting Fox News reporters to inspect his scars. That would be Trump’s most blatant attempt to make himself appear important and relevant.
Monday morning, April 28, 2025. Hopefully everybody’s heard the unsettling daily news and fully appreciated the great compassion of our world leaders. All have chimed-in, on a united front, over the tragic terrorist violence in Pahalgam, India, condemning the attack in which 26 people—mostly tourists—died.