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May 16, 2018
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Armed Forces Day is a good time to take stock of your own patriotic correctness.
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By John Rasmuson
My driver license has VETERAN printed on it. It occasionally earns me a "Thanks for your service" from a well-intentioned clerk.
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May 2, 2018
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By John Rasmuson
"There are these two young fish swimming along, and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says, 'Morning, boys, how's the water?' And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes, 'What the hell is water?'"
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April 18, 2018
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By John Rasmuson
"Friend. Good."
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March 28, 2018
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The wretched state of public discourse cries out for poetic grace.
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By John Rasmuson
I was a high-school English teacher in 2001, the year Billy Collins was appointed U.S. poet laureate.
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March 14, 2018
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February 28, 2018
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By John Rasmuson
Donald Trump might have been humming Richman's familiar tune last summer after watching a military parade in Paris commemorating Bastille Day and the French Revolution.
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February 21, 2018
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'Hypocrisy, thy name is Orrin'
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By John Rasmuson
I read that Brigham Young University and the University of Utah are vying to become the repository of Orrin Hatch's congressional papers.
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January 24, 2018
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January 10, 2018
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By John Rasmuson
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
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December 27, 2017
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