D.P. Sorensen
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- News, Deep End December 18, 2013
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The Dog in Winter
For some, December is the cruelest month.
I can’t say that I necessarily hate December, but it’s certainly not the happy time of the year, not for me and, I suspect, not for a lot of other people.
- News, Deep End December 11, 2013
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The Cool Factor
Anything Pope Francis can do, Utahns can do better
My colleagues in the Ministry of Truth down at Temple Square were having a collective fit at the latest breaking news out of the Vatican.
- News, Deep End December 4, 2013
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Road Rage
Cyclists pay more attention to spandex than street signs
If there were a more universally despised segment of the citizenry than cyclists in spandex, I don’t know what it would be. Everyone has a story, or several, of encounters with lads attired in their form-fitting spandex cycling costumes.
- News, Deep End November 27, 2013
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Schmuck it Up
Swallow missed the chance for an image makeover
A leopard can’t change its spots, and John Swallow can’t stop being a schmuck. That was evident in Mr. Swallow’s Nov. 21 resignation speech ...
- News, Deep End November 20, 2013
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Dead Ball
2013 heralds beginning of football’s end
With all the recent controversies surrounding football—concussions, injuries, drugs, coaches collapsing on the sidelines, bullying, racism, suicides, an occasional murder, etc.
- News, Deep End November 13, 2013
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Nephite Fight
Campaign tell-all reveals LDS candidates' quirks.
New Book: Aides Dissed Huntsman as “Lazy, Whiny Wuss.” —Headline in The Salt Lake Tribune, Nov. 4 It’s not all that flattering to be called a wuss, and a lazy, whiny one at that,
- News, Deep End November 6, 2013
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Lost Cause
Utah's AG tries to find "missing" e-mails
Where is the man with the double hearing aids now that John Swallow really needs him? You remember the man with the double hearing aids ...
- News, Deep End October 30, 2013
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Like a Falling Stone
Safety at Goblin Valley in hands of two lunkheads
Dave Hall and Glenn Taylor, those madcap Boy Scout leaders, aka the Hoodoo Hoons, have been universally castigated ...
- News, Deep End October 23, 2013
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Law & Order: LDS Unit
Mormon twist in standard tale of murder and sex.
You know you’ve got a great murder trial when the defense attorney asks a witness if the victim was wearing her garments.
- News, Deep End October 16, 2013
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Power Failure
One of the Three Nephites explains why LDS women don't have the priesthood
If you happened to watch any of the news coverage last week of Mormon women trying to crash the all-male Priesthood Meeting at the Conference Center, you may have caught a glimpse of an elderly bystander.
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