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  • Keep Utah Backward!
  • Keep Utah Backward!

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
      "It starts with our underfunded schools, our determination to stick to a fossil-fuel economy and despoil public lands and a reputation, not fully deserved, for being hostile to minorities and newcomers." And, of course, they are absolutely right.
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  • Braying To The Choir
  • Braying To The Choir

    If Utah Democrats hope to extend their message beyond party lines, they'll need to bring the hee-haw.
      When Republicans, such as U.S. Reps. Chris Stewart or Burgess Owens, paint the Dems as "socialists," or smack them with other derogatory labels, there often is no response or pushback—just a very disturbing quiet.
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  • Natalie Portman's Bikini
  • Natalie Portman's Bikini

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
      If you're reading this right now, you've succumbed to click-bait journalism and what reporters and columnists are up against in this age of too much information.
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  • Cancel Culture Commission Hard at Work
  • Cancel Culture Commission Hard at Work

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
      It appears that Sarah Palin's "death panels" have been replaced by the "Cancel Culture Commission"—the formidable Triple C. Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has tire tracks on his face after saying, "There isn't much Native American culture in American culture," on CNN, where he was a commentator.
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  • GOP Battle Cry: "Get Rid of Your Diaper!"
  • GOP Battle Cry: "Get Rid of Your Diaper!"

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
      Who would have guessed the new battle cry of the Trump wing of the GOP would be, "Get rid of your diaper!"? Although it's a great T-shirt slogan, it's somewhat limited because it's hard to sing, although Marjorie Taylor Greene did give it a good try.
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  • Holy Housewife, It's Mrs. God!
  • Holy Housewife, It's Mrs. God!

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
      You think you get ignored. Well, how do you think Heavenly Mother feels? Really, nobody ever mentions her, not even at Thanksgiving. Here at Smart Bomb, we take our cues about Mrs. God from Salt Lake Tribune soothsayer Peggy Fletcher Stack.
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  • Supreme Court to Rule on F-Bomb
  • Supreme Court to Rule on F-Bomb

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
      By now, every kid in the country is aware the Supreme Court has agreed to rule on whether a high school student could use the F-bomb—off campus. Well, not just use it, but post it in a rant on Snapchat.
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  • Come to Utah—We'll Never Run Out of Everything
  • Come to Utah—We'll Never Run Out of Everything

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
      When you and the hordes cram into the Beehive State, you'll notice that our national parks are never crowded, and there is no problem driving up the canyons to ski and there is always plenty of parking.
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  • Once Upon a Time in America
  • Once Upon a Time in America

    The completely unnecessary news analysis
      Once upon a time in America, there were mass shootings every week. But no one knew what to do about it. Some people didn't care. Once upon a time in America, there was a Big Lie that Donald Trump won re-election for president. No matter how much evidence to the contrary, most Republicans believed the Big Lie.
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  • Hey Mormonland—This Bud's for You
  • Hey Mormonland—This Bud's for You

    Smart Bomb: The completely unnecessary news analysis
      People out in the real world often make fun of Utah. But just because Mormons (almost) never drink and (almost) never swear is no reason to poke fun.
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