Like a spiteful ex-girlfriend, the free pornography site PornHub.com decided to air everyone's dirty secrets last week by releasing each state's most searched keywords. ---Obviously, we should thank Porn Hub's scrupulous number crunchers for informing us that Utah's top three searches are, in order: compilation, teen and hentai. Also, unfortunately, I now know what hentai is.
To view every other states's most searched keywords, click on the interactive map below.
It's worth noting that the average Utahn only spends 10:22 seconds on the site; take away whatever you want from that.
This isn't the first time a porn site has resorted to NSA-style whistleblower tactics to score some free press. Back in March of this year, the scientists at PornMD unleashed a state-by-state report claiming that the people of Utah were into all sorts of weird stuff ... like massage.