The cinematic landmark (which premieres Saturday, June 9 on Syfy) stars Tony Sirico (Pauly Walnuts from The Sopranos), Paul Sorvino (Goodfellas), Jack Scalia (Dallas), Joey Fat One (‘N Sync), William Atherton (Die Hard) and even Jersey Shore’s own Vinny, and it’s about, well, sharks eating guidos and guidettes on the Jersey Shore. If Jersey Shore Shark Attack reels in big numbers—and how could it not?—look forward to 16 & Pregnant With a Sharktopus in the near future.