The MTV "reality" show about over-tanned Mensa candidates who aren't actually from Jersey is back! But now they're in Miami! Wha? ---
Yes, Jersey Shore returns on July 29, and everybody's making more per episode than you make in a fiscal quarter. But, since it was, you know, snowing in Jersey over the winter, the gang had to move filming to the warmer climes of Miami. Dexter, are you listening?
At least, as this far-longer-than-needed preview shows, they're addressing the totally logical relocation rather then pretending it's just another summer on the Jersey Shore. Fist pumps and STDs ahoy!