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Monday, November 9, 2009

Timmaaaaaaa!

Posted By on November 9, 2009, 1:50 AM

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I love the SanFrancisco Giants --- Like some people love donuts or intimate moments or illicit drugs... I love the Giants. Tim Lincecum is a SanFrancisco Giant. In fact, he's arguably the best pitcher in baseball over the last 2 years.

He's also... a stoner. Lincecum was pulled over in Clark County Washington (JUST OUTSIDE OREGON OF ALL PLACES) driving 74 mph in a 65 mph zone. Are you kidding me? Wow, I guess that'll get you pulled over in Clark County Washington. Noted. Anywho, Timmy rolled down the window and apparently the officer fell over from a contact high.

Tim... ROLL THE DAMN WINDOWS DOWN!

No, Tim is a standup guy, maybe to a fault. Not only does he confess to having 3 grams of hooch, he tells the officer he is also carrying a pipe.

Tim... THROW THE DAMN PIPE AWAY!

So he was cited for misdemeanor marijuana charges, but the drug charge will be dropped for a lesser plea. Maybe it's good to fess up to the man, but still... kids... don't try this at home.

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