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Friday, October 30, 2009
Friday Letters Round-Up
Posted By Brandon Burt on October 30, 2009, 9:55 PM
- All Americans have the right to express their Judeo-Christian beliefs.
- Dear UDOT: Wanna get married?
- Family Time was brought to an abrupt end by my uncontrollable vomiting.
- Keeping bars and queers out of the Avenues is our only hope for sustainability.
- Your kid's popularity is sure to soar when you make him dress up as Abimelech, son of Gideon. (Costume now ships with ProtexTM wedgie-resistant panel.)
- Also, I demand the immediate removal of "ocupado" door latches from all airplane restrooms.
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