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Monday, August 17, 2009

Fantasy Boobs

Posted By on August 17, 2009, 10:50 AM

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There are a few things I am proud of for having NOT done in my life… ---

I have never whistled at a woman on the street with a “hey baby” line.

I have never purchased anything with the name Miley Cyrus on it.

I have never held Bill Frost in a long, loving embrace… and I have never been to Hooters.

Hooters wants to host your fantasy football draft, though, as SLC Hooters declares “National Hooters Fantasy Draft Weekend.” August 21-23, Hooters will “put out” over $500 worth of coupons to Fantasy Football leagues who host their draft parties at Hooters. I am sure some restrictions apply and boobs are not “actual” boobs, yadda yadda… visit for D cups, I mean D-tails.

Don’t get me wrong, I love fantasy football. In fact, it’s an addiction that I am not ashamed of at all. The list of things I have done, that I am not proud of… well that’s a long list.

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