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Friday, August 7, 2009
Brandon's Big Gay Blog
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Culture
Friday Letters Round-Up
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Brandon Burt
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August 7, 2009
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I demand
more tasteful, age-appropriate baby dismemberments
.
Take
that
, you
jackbooted BLM thugs
! ---
BaigueWatch:
Alexis
has a
posse
.
You know that poor family in our ward we never visit because their house always smells funny?
I think they'd make dandy role-models for all those godless, childless, Prius-driving liberals
.
Plus,
where else would it be possible for a 15-year-old to tag-team two of his teachers
?
TextWatch:
Texting's
got a
posse
.
Ain't nobody gonna take away
our God-given right to pay half our paychecks for crappy, high-deductible HMO plans
!
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