If upcoming Japanese sci-fi flick Robogeisha is never released in U.S. theaters, I sure as hell hope SyFy, IFC, Spike or even Adult Swim grabs it: Geisha Missile! Geisha Chainsaw! Geisha Transform! Fried Shrimp! Tengu Milk! It already makes more sense than Transformers!
Behold the most awesome fucking trailer ever: