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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Vetting Herpes 1

Posted By on June 25, 2009, 12:40 PM

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Just got the new press photos from VH1--looks like their Shitastic Summer Spectacular will continue to infect your TV unabated with the return of Real Chance at Love (starring Real and Chance, of course) and the debut of Megan Wants a Millionaire (starring former Rock of Love/I Love Money DNA receptacle Megan Hauserman). Yes, Vile Horror 1's "reality" "dating" shows spawn at a rate faster than rabbits and suburban Mormons. Both premiere in August; if you stop paying your cable bill now, you might be safe.

Real Chance at Love 2: Back in the Saddle

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Real: "Query: Are we hastening the fall of civilization, or merely reflecting it?"
Chance: "What the fuck? Loosen that doo-rag, son!"

Megan Wants a Millionaire

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Megan: "So, you guys all have, like, lots of money, right?"
Cast: "This isn't the set of Anonymous Gang-Bang of Love: Free Poon Buffet?"

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