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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Soup Stooge
Posted By Ted Scheffler on February 24, 2009, 9:59 AM
To the shithead in the pickup who nearly drove me off the frickin' freeway while eating soup behind the wheel: You, sir, are a moron and a menace. But with luck, your asinine driving habits will soon weed you from the gene pool, making the world a safer place for the rest of us.
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