Your Xmas Bonus 

8 company options this holiday season

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Eight company Christmas-bonus options you’ll be choosing from this holiday season:

8. A mix CD of your immediate supervisor’s favorite holiday and/or religious music.

7. That software upgrade you’ve been whining about—welcome to Windows 2000!

6. Five uninterrupted minutes to rummage through the Lost & Found box.

5. “Seven Minutes in Heaven” with the company’s sluttiest employee (TBD by HR).

4. Five-percent off company-logo items from our exciting new eBay store.

3. The reinstatement of “Day-Drunk Fridays” for the month of December.

2. A paperback copy of the bestseller Laid-Off & Laid-Back: Your New Life Outside the Workforce.

1. A honey-baked ham … sandwich.

Twitter: @Bill_Frost | BillFrost.tv

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