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8 qualifications Gov. Gary Herbert will be looking for in Utah's next Attorney General


Eight qualifications Gov. Gary Herbert will be looking for in Utah’s next Attorney General:

8. Republican.

7. White.

6. Male.

5. Mormon.

4. A rudimentary understanding of law, ethics and that other legal-y stuff.

3. A pinky swear to “not screw me over—I just want to love again, dang it.”

2. Willingness to somehow scrape by on a $200k/year salary.

1. No knowledge of a similar previous Ocho about replacing an allegedly corrupt Lt. Governor.

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