Erik Daenitz: I want to know when we’ll get the release of John Dougall’s new music video, “Teach me how to Dougall.”
Jerre Wroble: Who do you take your marching orders from? If we find out that it’s not your constituents, then we could finally dispense with the annual dog and pony show at the Capitol altogether.
Eric S. Peterson: They say 80 percent of legislators are Mormon. I’d like to know what percentage of them are Jack Mormon, because really, I think those are the unifier lawmakers I’d most like to support.
Scott Renshaw: Boxers, briefs or “commando”?
Dan Nailen: I’d ask Carl Wimmer for the secret behind that stylin’ ‘stache.
Rachel Piper: What’s their secret to earning enough money to run for office? I don’t want to enter the political sphere, but I need more dough to support my extravagant lifestyle.
Nick Clark: Who does your hair? That stylist has done a remarkable job of hiding your horns.
Jesse Fruhwirth: What is the most severe criminal law you have secretly violated?
Rachel Scott: I would like to know how many ounces of Diet Coke they drink a day and if they like it with a wedge of lemon or lime.
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