Eff it, dude, let’s go bowling. Even if you “don’t roll on Shabbos,” there’s plenty to do at this clean, friendly joint—namely, drink booze and watch other sports. There are 16 taps, a full liquor shelf (though liquor isn’t allowed back in the bowling alley) and plenty of HD TVs. Sundays are packed with football fans, and there’s free Texas Hold ‘Em that night as well as Monday and Thursdays. If you’re wasted, or plan on getting there, Allstar covers taxi fare, up to 15 miles, to and fro.