Support the Free Press | Facts matter. Truth matters. Journalism matters
Salt Lake City Weekly has been Utah's source of independent news and in-depth journalism since 1984. Donate today to ensure the legacy continues.
UTA N/A
8 reasons SLC doesn't offer late-night public-transportation service
By Bill Frost @bill_frost
click to enlarge
8. Bad things happen after 11 p.m.—you should be thanking the Utah Transit Authority.
7. Funds have been allocated to making sure all documents use uppercase TRAX, even though T, R, A and X stand for nothing.
6. Why are you out so late? Are you Batman? Then shut up.
5. No one rides Trax or the bus after midnight, so obviously there's no demand. Duh.
4. There's an app to call one of those mustache cars after you're done drinking and whoring for the night—use it.
3. UTA team-building exercises aren't cheap: The nearest Dave & Buster's is in Denver.
2. You say you work late hours? Maybe you should look into becoming a daytime drug dealer.
1. UTA CEOs require large salaries to buy luxury cars to avoid riding the bus with the likes of you.
More by Bill Frost
-
True TV April 2024: Hidden gems on Tubi
Seven series worth a stream on the free-but-doesn't-suck service
- Apr 3, 2024
-
Flashback 2020: Lockdown TV
The shows we were all watching when we were stuck at home.
- Mar 6, 2024
-
Fox News is bad, but Utah's syndicated talk radio is even worse.
Radio Blah Blah
- Mar 6, 2024
- More »
Latest in The Ocho
