Eight features and performers canceled at the last minute for the 2014 Utah Arts Festival:
8. The Excommunication Station stage for former LDS Church member rants and manifestos.
7. The BanjopocalypseÂ®.
6. Spit n’ Tuck: A Transgender Tribute to the Saliva Sisters.
5. Dave Chappelle.
4. The DABC’s Beer-Free Beer Garden & No-Fun Zone.
3. Toddler Octagon Kiddie Fight Night.
2. The fake Irish band called in to replace the other fake Irish band who have since confirmed.
1. Wiseguys Comedy & Doug’s Shoot’n Sports Present: Open-Carry Open Mic.