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Les Claypool’s This is Spinal Tap for jam bands, a rock mockumentary about the struggling Electric Apricot’s quest to play at the ultimate show, Festeroo. If you already think hippies are funny, be prepared for mind-blowing insight and joke tunes still not as lame as Phish’s. ElectricApricot.com
Diane Lane stars as a Fed tracking down a killer who runs a snuff Website: More page views equal quicker death for victims. Our salespeople, if they actually read this, would right now be asking if we could implement such a potentially popular feature into our own Website. No, really.
This was the season where Charlie (Charlie Sheen) was taken prisoner by a Satanic sex cult and forced to breed with all of the women and, if I’m not mistaken, this is also still the No. 1 family sitcom on network TV, thus paying for Sheen’s many hookers. God bless America!
Leelee Sobieski (The Glass House and several other bad movies) and Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galactica) star as barely dressed dominatrixes-for-hire in a Canadian comedy-thriller about … there’s really no need to go on after that, is there? Mmm, Canadian comedy-thriller …
More New DVD Releases (May 13)
Aces & Eights, Bite, Blind Eye, Botched, Cover, Crystal River, Drawn Together: Season 3, Graduation, The Great Debaters, Mad Money, Mission Impossible: Season 4, Saturday Night Live: Season 3, Youth Without Youth
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