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Keira Knightly and James McAvoy star in the epic tale of love, war and gratuitous apologies for same. Then he dies. Oh, yeah—sorry. NBCUni.com
Battlestar Galactica: Season 3
The greatest sci-fi series on TV gets thinky and political in its most nuanced season yet. But all I care about is longhaired Starbuck. NBCUni.com
Finish watching the now-canceled series you gave up on halfway through because you were probably waiting for the Knight Rider movie. NBCUni.com
Six friends (including Traci Lords) become trapped in an abandoned mental facility and go nuts. No, the budget wouldn’t allow for eight. LionsGate.com
Fairytale cartoon characters (Amy Adams and James Marsden) wind up in real New York City in a very special Special Victims Unit. Disney.com
A New Mexico sheriff (Emmanuelle Vaugier) battles an evil monster from a cave. If you buy the sheriff part, you’ll buy anything LionsGate.com
More New DVD Releases (March 18)
Dead Cool, I Am Legend, Married With Children: Season 8, Revolver, The Seeker, Southland Tales
Ashton Kutcher … genius? Previously written off as a lousy actor and one-trick Punk’d producer, it seems that reports of Mr. Demi Moore’s dimness were greatly exaggerated. Besides exec-producing ABC’s Miss Guided, he’s created E!’s Pop Fiction, wherein celebrities get revenge on the paparazzi. In the March 9 debut, he and Paris Hilton scammed the celebutard media into believing she’d taken on a personal shaman; next, who knows?
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