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Eight more “inappropriate” uses of free Wi-Fi aboard Utah Transit Authority buses and trains besides porn and gambling:

8. Googling the terms “Jeff Archuleta” and “Rub ’n’ Tug.”

7. Hacking into the TRAX grid to force the train to stop at Cheers to You.

6. Downloading the new Jonas Brothers album. It’s for your own good.

5. Taking the Facebook quiz “How Well Do You Know These Bus Seat Stains?”

4. Watching Tori & Dean on Hulu. It’s for your own good.

3. Following @theresabombonthisbushotshot on Twitter.

2. Video-blogging among “the common folk on the train” (Jason Chaffetz only).

1. Searching RideUTA.com for an accurate bus schedule.

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