The Ocho 

Eight reasons Rocky Anderson must run for a third term as mayor of Salt Lake City

Pin It
Favorite

8. He’s still yet to debate Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Michael Savage, Dr. Laura, Jim Rome or Bob & Tom.

nn

7. Rocky III was the best Sly Stallone movie ever. Well, besides Demolition Man.

nn

6. SLC will be overrun with sky bridges and water bottles.

nn

5. It’s doubtful that Jenny Wilson or Dave Buhler could kick Dell Loy Hansen’s ass.

nn

4. His Salt Lake City International Jazz Festival might become The Salty Town Hillbilly Hoedown & Monster Truck Rally.

nn

3. Keith Christensen … C’mon, you didn’t think that endorsement was serious, did you?

nn

2. His documentary needs a better ending than “And then Rocky took his PowerPoint presentation on tour to every Ramada Inn in the country.nn

1. What the hell will City Weekly write about if he doesn’t?

Pin It
Favorite

More by Bill Frost

  • #UpYrTrump

    Eight hashtags to follow on Inauguration Day for President Donald Trump:
    • Jan 18, 2017
  • Double-Down Clown

    Baskets is still weird and wonderful; Beaches ... why?
    • Jan 18, 2017
  • Dinner Pests

    My Kitchen Rules is half-baked; Homeland and Teachers return.
    • Jan 11, 2017
  • More »

Latest in News

  • "When Women Run, Women Win"

    Exploring the storied, difficult road for women in Utah politics.
    • Jan 18, 2017
  • Bad Day at Red Rock

    Moab's former city manager alleges she was fired for being a whistleblower on troubled police dept.
    • Jan 18, 2017
  • Biskupski: The First Year

    Milestones, missteps line the mayor's first 366 days in office.
    • Jan 4, 2017
  • More »

Comments

Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

Readers also liked…

  • Through the Cracks

    A push for reform may offer a lifeline to brain-injury victims behind bars
    • Jun 17, 2015
  • People Power

    Mayoral contender Luke Garrott wants to give citizens the power to fund city projects
    • Jun 24, 2015

© 2017 Salt Lake City Weekly

Website powered by Foundation