Eight reasons to not sell beer at the new Real Salt Lake stadium:nn
8. Nobody likes the sound of “Michelob Ultra Stadium,” anyway.nn
7. Don’t need the extra revenue'they’re already getting your money, drunky.
6. Slurred speech makes saying “Ray-al” without laughing even more difficult.nn
5. You’ll have a really nice new parking lot to pound that 12-er of Bud in.nn
4. Gatorz is open at 10 a.m.!nn
3. Incongruous with proposed healthy menu of Xtreme Nachos and Quesadilla Kickers.nn
2. It’s not an LDS thing; it’s a (RSL owner) Dave-Checketts-is-a-waaay-better-Mormon-than-(Jazz/Delta Center owner) Larry-H.-Miller thing.nn
1. You don’t need beer to make soccer interesting â€¦ you need the hard stuff.