The Ocho: Year 4 

Eight momentous achievements to celebrate on the fourth anniversary of The Ocho.

click to enlarge art10463widea.jpg

Eight momentous achievements to celebrate on this, the fourth anniversary of The Ocho:

8. Single-handedly introduced the numbered-list format to journalism.

7. Coincidentally, said format has also hastened the death of journalism.

6. Inspired the Pat’s Barbecue eight-meat signature sandwich, “The Ocho Choke-O.”

5. Risen to No. 3 in City Weekly’s fabricated-facts columns, behind Free Will Astrology and Private Eye.

4. Residuals have almost paid off sweet 2003 Hyundai Elantra. Almost.

3. Inspired the Burt’s Tiki Lounge eight-liquor signature drink, “The Ocho Croak-O.”

2. Sold television rights to The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien ... in January.

1. Successfully held this space for an adult-novelty shop ad since 2006.

Pin It
Favorite

More by Bill Frost

Latest in The Ocho

  • Workin' for/on the Weekend

    8 chores on the Labor Day Weekend checklist
    • Aug 27, 2014
  • The War on ...

    8 more futile battles the majority of Utahns are willing to wage besides the fight against gay marriage
    • Aug 20, 2014
  • UTA N/A

    8 reasons SLC doesn't offer late-night public-transportation service
    • Aug 13, 2014
  • More »

Comments

Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

© 2014 Salt Lake City Weekly

Website powered by Foundation