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Eight Utah-related highlights of this week’s Republican National Convention in Minnesota:

8. Gov. Jon Huntsman Jr.’s rescheduled speech around the corner at Applebee’s.

7. The Utah Republican Party’s roll call to unanimously nominate “McCa … Romney! Uh, we’re gonna need a minute …”

6. John McCain’s Straight Talk Express colliding with KSL News’ Bullshit Bullet Train.

5. The Utah Republican Party’s roll call to unanimously nominate “McCa … Romney! Palin’s kid is a pregnant trollop! Dang …”

4. The “Utah for Ron Paul” voter revolution/half-pipe skateboard demonstration (sponsored by Salty Peaks).

3. The Utah Republican Party’s roll call to unanimously nominate “McCa … Romney! C’mon, people!”

2. That one blog about the blogger who blogged about the stuff he found on that other blog from the “Bloggers R the Nu Media!” blogroll.

1. The Utah Republican Party’s roll call to unanimously nominate “McCain! Finally! OK, repentance line forms over here …”

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