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Eight commercial scanners being considered by the Utah Legislature should driver license info be voted to replace private club memberships:


8. Drunky Spotter 5000®


7. The Lil' Violater (a division of Diebold)


6. Ronco Privacy Parrot


5. Microsoft Totalitarian® for Windows


4. DataSucker 2.0 (a division of WaddoupsCo)


3. Homeland Security Junior Officer Kit©


2. RectalSpy® Implant System for PC & Mac


1. Constitution B-Gone!™

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