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Eight alternative greetings to “Merry Christmas” and “Happy Holidays” this season:
n8. “Glorious Jesus Fetus Recognition to you, sir.”
n7. “Hail Santa! Hail Santa! Hail Santa!”
n6. “Joyous Debt-Regeneration Tidings to all!”
n5. “It’s the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer.”
n4. “Tiempo Feliz de Idolo.”
n3. “Let’s Put the X Back in Xmas, baby!”
n2. “Welcome to Wal-Mart. You will be assimilated.”
n1. “Merry Buttars to All, and to All a Good Recount.”
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