8. Decision between the Olive Garden and Buca di Beppo was soul-wrenching.
7. Ron Paul wasn’t on the ballot.
6. Already blew annual voting budget on the Best of State awards.
5. Didn’t agree with the choices the local coffee shop had already filled in.
4. Wasn’t sure if Utah extended past 2100 South.
3. Website required login, password and DNA sample.
2. Still waiting for the Rose Park superdelegates to weigh in.
1. Confident Bill Frost will win “Best Columnist” anyway and … What?!