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Eight review quotes for David Archuleta, the debut album from Utah’s American Idol runner-up, released this week:

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8. “My boss told me to say that it’s fabulous!” (The Salt Lake Tribune)

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7. “My bishop told me to say that it’s fabulous!” (Deseret News)

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6. “It’s fabulous!” (MormonTimes.com)

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5. “Crunk beats, dope lyrics-just be sure to have your insulin nearby.” (Diabetic Times)

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4. “OMG! OMG! OMG! He’s sooo cute! Wait, there’s a CD inside.” (Teen Twitter)

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3. “Perfect for baking banana-oatmeal cookies to or shimming a wobbly table leg with.” (Martha Stewart Living)

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2. “Should make a healthy first-quarter profit. Five stars!” (Utah Business)

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1. “Nobody sent us a copy, so screw it.” (Salt Lake City Weekly)

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