The Liquor & Liberty Edition 

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Eight briefly considered titles for City Weekly’s “Liquor & Liberty” issue celebrating the demise of private clubs:

8. “Chopping Off Your Member … ship”

7. “Menace to Sobriety”

6. “Stepping Boldly Into the ’40s”

5. “Jose Cuervo Presents …” (Pending sponsorship agreement)

4. “Hangover Ahoy!”

3. “All the Booze That’s Fit to Print”

2. “Who or What You Wake Up With Is Your Problem”

1. “Liquor in the Front, Liberty in the Rear”

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