Eight protest signs spotted at last weekend's "9/12 Project" rally at the Capitol:
8. “Send Obama Back to Muslandia!”
7. “I’ma Let You Finish, But Beyonce Had the Best Healthcare System of All Time …”
6. “Keep Marksism & Socalism Out of Are Skools!”
5. “I’m Teabagging 4 Jesus”
4. “No Obamacare! You’ll Pry My Prostate From My Cold, Dead Hands!”
3. “My Imaginary Spiritual Being Can Beat Up Your Imaginary Spiritual Being”
2. “Hitler Wasn’t Born in Hawaii, Either!”
1. “If You’re Seeing This on the Mainstream Media, It Didn’t Happen”