Eight reasons the “Cinnamon Challenge” is popular with teenagers:
8. They like seeing TV news reports blaming that Tosh Period Zero show.
7. Teens really aren’t that bright.
6. The “Dill Weed Dare” sounded far too silly.
5. Teens are exceptionally stupid.
4. How else are they going to be ready for butt-chugging by college?
3. Teens are overly obtuse.
2. They learned it from watching you! [tears]
1. They just be dumb, OK?