8. Taco Bell's Soylent Verde Gordita
7. McDonald's' McSquab Crispy Deluxe
6. Wienerschnitzel's Mein Führer Dog
5. Del Taco's Mango Kush Fiesta Pack
4. Wendy's' Menthol Frosty
3. Carl's Jr.'s Gluten Bomb 'Merican Burger
2. KFC's Famous Trough
1. Burger King's Bacon, Egg & ExtenZe Croissan'wich