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8 social injustices in Step Up Revolution

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Eight social injustices being revolted against in the new dance flick Step Up Revolution:

8. The technological limitations that sadly kept this from being Step Up 4-D.

7. A new neighborhood strip-mall development that doesn’t even have a Jamba Juice, yo.

6. That sellout Channing Tatum.

5. Those without abs. Stop the ab-less-ness!

4. ALEC. Not the American Legislative Exchange Council, but a playa-hatin’ dancer from the rich side of town.

3. Shirts.

2. Hoodies with sleeves.

1. Any type of upper-body wear, really.

Twitter: @Bill_Frost

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