To quote Ron Swanson from Parks & Recreation: “Strippers do nothing for me. ... But I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place.” Wise advice from a wise man. Just because there’s a pair of double whammies bouncing around onstage doesn’t mean one should ignore amazing deals. It’s called “being fiscally responsible,” and Southern X-Posure International (3420 S. State) is a great place to a be a responsible gentlemen. Every day of the week, there’s a free gourmet lunch from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. and a free stripper shuttle that picks up patrons and drops them off within the downtown area. Plus, most drinks are only $3, including the $3 Fireballs. Check out the pool tourney every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday for a chance to win $200 in cash. (Photos: Mike Fuchs)
UFC fans may remember the guy on the far right as “The Murderer.”
Dave Calderwood, Phil Henderson, Brandon Melendez, DJ Latu in the background
Stop throwing money at the photo.
Jenna, Jordan, Nahla
It’ll take her a few days to get that stripper dust off her face.
Roxi, Aston
In his defense, there was a spread-eagle 360 going on behind us.
Brady “Tank” Evans, Jay Kim, Carl Christensen
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