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8 terrible Father's Day gifts

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Eight terrible Father’s Day gifts:

8. An all-expenses-paid trip to meet Mr. Povich on the set of Maury.

7. Any CD produced after 1999.

6. A pre-2000s CD with the note “I found this old-timey disc at a car wash, pops!”

5. A bottle of good single-malt whiskey. He’s earned it after 12 years of sobriety.

4. Sandals without accessorizing socks—what if a formal event comes up?

3. A half-off coupon for the buffet at the strip club … during your shift.

2. A free subscription to your podcast.

1. The budget Back & Crack wax. You couldn’t spring for the Sack for your old man?

Twitter: @Bill_Frost

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