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The Best of SLC's Craigslist Vol.15 (Comic Con Hook-ups!)

By Colin Wolf
POSTED // Apr 22, 2014, -

Sure, Craigslist is great for things like selling a car, finding a job or renting a room. But it's also a fantastic site for showcasing the most bizarre crap this city has to offer. Welcome to The Secret Handshake’s best of SLC’s Craigslist: A monthly handpicked collection of Salt Lake City’s finest weirdos, irrelevant rants and useless hoo-haa. Let me be your guide.Read More

 
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Fist Pumps & Acne: How To Be A Roller Rink DJ

By Colin Wolf
POSTED // Apr 14, 2014, -

When you're an impressionable kid, it seems there's certain people in life that have it all figured out; the manager at GameStop, that guy with the gauged ears at Lids, the dude with the tiny pony tail selling the remote control helicopters in the middle of the mall and most importantly, the true master of them all, the roller rink DJ.Read More

 
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We Made A Statue Out Of 100 lbs Of Doritos, Because Art

By Colin Wolf
POSTED // Apr 03, 2014, -

History's greatest achievers have always looked to artists to ensure their image is super badass long after they're dead. So, like Napoleon, Liberace and King Tut, who live on via golden tombs, chiseled stone and oil paintings, I asked a Utah artist to create a statue in my likeness ... made out of a shit-ton of Doritos.Read More

 
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If you pay $150 to jack off in a lab, you're gonna feel awkward

By Colin Wolf
POSTED // Mar 17, 2014, -

Until recently, even the thought of having children has been low on my to-do list (a list that starts with finishing Clone Wars on Netflix and ends with paying off student loans). It seems the majority of my childhood friends either have kids or are on the verge of scheduling their lives around ovulation cycles (disturbing evidence of this is easily observed on my Facebook feed). Read More

 
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The Best of SLC's Craigslist Vol.14

By Colin Wolf
POSTED // Jan 20, 2014, -

Sure, Craigslist is great for things like selling a car, finding a job or renting a room. But it's also a fantastic site for showcasing the most bizarre crap this city has to offer. Welcome to The Secret Handshake’s best of SLC’s Craigslist: A monthly handpicked collection of Salt Lake City’s finest weirdos, irrelevant rants and useless hoo-haa. Let me be your guide.Read More

 
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Super Troopers: The Utah Highway Patrol Got Us Drunk (Video)

By Colin Wolf
POSTED // Dec 23, 2013, -

Nervously, I took a deep breath and blew as hard as I could into the breathalyzer. "Colin, you just blew a .035," the Utah Highway Patrol officer said. I watched him write something down on his notepad. I had been drinking—heavily—so, obviously, I was feeling a little nervous. He turned to me and smiled. "Now, go on and get yourself another rum & coke."Read More

 
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Fancy Cats: An Afternoon at the Utah Cat Show (Video)

By Colin Wolf
POSTED // Nov 18, 2013, -

Before reading this story, it is highly recommended to play this song in the background and to read the following text in Jean Claude Van Damme voice. Ready? Begin:Read More

 
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Best of SLC's Craigslist Vol.13

By Colin Wolf
POSTED // Oct 14, 2013, -

Sure, Craigslist is great for things like selling a car, finding a job or renting a room. But it's also a fantastic site for showcasing the most bizarre crap this city has to offer. Welcome to The Secret Handshake’s best of SLC’s Craigslist, a monthly handpicked collection of Salt Lake City’s finest weirdos, irrelevant rants and useless hoo-haa.  Let me be your guide.Read More

 
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The 25 Greatest Utah Jazz Rap References Ranked and Explained

By Colin Wolf
POSTED // Sep 30, 2013, -

Rick Ross, the rapper most likely to never play in the NBA, once stated, “Rappers want to be ballers, ballers want to be rappers.” The eternal bromance between hip-hop and basketball is beyond obvious. Let's be honest: An NBA plug in a rap song is as boilerplate as a Ben Wallace air-ball. But besides the usual Jordan, Kobe and LeBron metaphors, one of the more common references is the classic nod to the Utah Jazz.Read More

 
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A Fine Collection of Weird Photos from the Utah State Fair

By Colin Wolf
POSTED // Sep 23, 2013, -

For some reason, this blog is lucky enough to work with a photographer who not only enjoys covering pointless drivel like last week's video of Gov. Herbert eating muffins, but is also a cardcarrying AP photojournalist, who used to do work for The New York Times and The Washington Post. Read More

 
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