http://www.cityweekly.net/utah/articles.sec-8413-1-deep-end.html By D.P. Sorensen

The biggest news story last week was a definitive report issued by leading theologians as to the true nature of Heaven.]]> By D.P. Sorensen

Everyone has been piling on my old missionary companion for giving a hijinks haircut to a swishy classmate back in prep school.]]> By D.P. Sorensen

To begin with, she’s got the best name in politics: Mia Love. There are, to be sure, other “Mia Loves” out there in different walks of life ...]]> By D.P. Sorensen

Actually, Uncle Orrin is pretty darn pissed off about having to run in a primary against Dan Liljenquist.]]> By D.P. Sorensen

After a long day, I like to relax by doing a Google search on famous people and their connections, however tenuous, to Utah.]]> By D.P. Sorensen

Here at the Deep End, our crack team of Truth Specialists are pleased to have played a small part in outing KSL News ...]]> By D.P. Sorensen

Predictably, our elderly senior senator, Orrin Hatch, has played the Mormon card in the presidential poker game.]]> By D.P. Sorensen

KSL 5 has been in decline for some time, but we can now pinpoint the precise moment it totally gave up any pretense of being a legitimate news organization.]]> By D.P. Sorensen

Responding to universal criticism about shutting down stores on Sundays in City Creek, Mormon leaders announced today a new “honor system” policy ...]]> By D.P. Sorensen

Due to a series of disconcerting incidents involving dogs, the Secret Service is now keeping canines of all breeds at least 100 yards from the Candidate.]]> By D.P. Sorensen

Noted sexologist Bill Wright, R-Holden, announced today that he remains firmly behind House Bill 363, a piece of legislation banning sex education in Utah’s public schools.]]> By D.P. Sorensen

Scientists who have been closely observing Willard “Mit” Romney on the campaign trail have isolated the mechanism responsible for his increasingly erratic behavior.]]> By D.P. Sorensen

It’s always a good idea to go straight to the horse’s mouth when any politician says he is just following orders ...]]> By D.P. Sorensen

The new Olympic Exploratory Committee has promised to pull out all the stops to bring the 2022 Winter Games back to Salt Lake City.]]> By D.P. Sorensen

My former missionary companion Mit Romney’s latest gaffe may be the straw that breaks the camel’s back.]]> By D.P. Sorensen

What Mit Romney lacks in ability, he more than makes up for in enthusiasm during his show-stopping song, “I’m Glad to Be a Rich Man” ...]]> By D.P. Sorensen

The very first person who has stepped forward to forgive West Valley City Mayor Mike Winder is the multitalented Richard Burwash himself.]]> By D.P. Sorensen

It’s been a privilege to be a member of the Mascot Nomenclature Working Group, a panel of distinguished alumni, prominent community leaders and ...]]> By D.P. Sorensen

Those of us who served an LDS mission with Elder Mit Romney in Paris, France, are not at all surprised by his goofy behavior ...]]> By D.P. Sorensen

The new year got off to a bang when the Mad as Hell Mothers-in-Law occupied Lindsey Gardens to protest against Avenues residents ...]]>