Republican National Ocho | The Ocho | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake City Weekly

Republican National Ocho 

8 under-reported highlights from the RNC

Pin It
Favorite
click to enlarge art16400.jpg

Eight under-reported highlights from the 2012 Republican National Convention in Tampa this week:

8. Ron Paul’s stirring “Now I Know What ‘Legitimate Rape’ Feels Like” speech.

7. Rush Limbaugh reporting that Barack Obama not only controls the weather, but also Wikipedia and the America’s Best Dance Crew vote.

6. Bigfoot, Elvis and Ronald Reagan spotted dining at a local Hooters.

5. Mia Love powering through the line “Republicans like women” with a straight face.

4. Ann Romney powering through the line “No, really—Republicans like women” with a straight face.

3. Someone actually recognizing Convention band 3 Doors Down.

2. Cyborg Sen. Orrin Hatch arriving in a cloud of smoke from the year 2082 and telling Jason Chaffetz “Come with me if you want to live!”

1. Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan receiving honorary doctorates from Handsome Boy Modeling School.

Twitter: @Bill_Frost

Pin It
Favorite

Tags:

More by Bill Frost

  • Bad Hombres

    The Blacklist: Redemption spies hard; Taken is a piss-poor prequel.
    • Feb 22, 2017
  • Outdoor Derailers

    Eight Gov. Gary Herbert-endorsed conventions to replace Utah’s biannual Outdoor Retailer show:
    • Feb 22, 2017
  • Baby, One Meh Time

    Britney Ever After is cheap and unnecessary; Billions is back.
    • Feb 15, 2017
  • More »

Latest in The Ocho

  • Outdoor Derailers

    Eight Gov. Gary Herbert-endorsed conventions to replace Utah’s biannual Outdoor Retailer show:
    • Feb 22, 2017
  • Fast Frankenfood

    Eight new fast-food innovations coming soon to top Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chalupa:
    • Feb 15, 2017
  • Damned Grammys

    Eight more artists boycotting the 2017 Grammy Awards besides Kanye West, Drake and Justin Bieber:
    • Feb 8, 2017
  • More »

Comments

Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

Readers also liked…

  • SLC FYI

    8 facts and tips for first-timers visiting Salt Lake City
    • Jul 15, 2015
  • WhiskeyPete Was Here

    8 other suspected "secret" online pseudonyms used by Mayor Ralph Becker's spokesman besides "WhiskeyPete" on The Salt Lake Tribune's website
    • Aug 5, 2015

© 2017 Salt Lake City Weekly

Website powered by Foundation