Remembering V-Day 

Nine double entendres you might hear in the bedroom around V-Day:

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9. Paper or plastic?

8. Is there any more batter?

7. Oh yeah, Bcc your boss, too, baby!

6. Smooth or Crunchy?

5. It's the altitude, that's all.

4. Yeah, but I'm not supposed to actually feel the Bern.

3. Do you have that in green?

2. Ma'am, you can't leave that there.

1. I'll stream that straight to your Chromecast, baby.

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