Re: Thanksgiving 

8 Thanksgiving e-mails from your relatives

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Eight e-mails you’ll be receiving from parents and relatives on Thanksgiving Day:

8. “FW:FW:FW: Sign the Petition to Secede from Hussein Obama’s Socialist America Before It’s Too Late!”

7. “We love you, but your lack of an NFL package is a deal-breaker. Maybe next year.”

6. “Whatever you do, don’t ask grandma about her Hoarders episode.”

5. “I’ve just uploaded 280 turkey-preparation pictures to my Pinterest page, FYI.”

4. “Please remember to vote tomorrow … Sincerely, Mia Love”

3. “Surprise! We’re having dinner catered by Papa John’s!”

2. “Would you please give your mother a ride to the iTunes Store tomorrow?”

1. “Why can’t you just write a cute Thanksgiving column like that funny Robert Kirby?”

Twitter: @Bill_Frost

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