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8 potential replacements for your favorite morning radio show

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Eight potential replacements for your favorite morning radio show:

8. Slow Jams & Obama Scams With Sean Hannity.

7. Random sound effects and PSAs on shuffle.

6. The Endless Parade of Obscure Stand-Up Comedians Wake-Up Zoo.

5. 20-minute commercial-free Rock Blocks, followed by 40-minute rock-free Commercial Blocks.

4. Dr. Oz’s Morning Colon Cleanse Countdown.

3. Something cheap and inoffensive—but fresh and edgy! We’ll figure something out.

2. Let’s Take Caller No. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 …

1. Sleeping in.

Twitter: @Bill_Frost

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