Quick Draw 

• Slug Signorino

There have been lots of studies, which I’ll get to in a minute. The one thing I couldn’t find was a systematic online comparison of suspect sketches and actual photos of the criminals. So, I spent the afternoon rummaging around on the Web looking for examples involving well-known wrongdoers. What I came up with can be seen at TinyURL.com/Sketches

1. Ultimately, the results confounded my expectations: 1. David Berkowitz, aka Son of Sam. This was the first set I found, and it seemed to confirm my initial biases: In my opinion, the face is too narrow, the cheekbones are too high, and the hair and eyebrows are wrong.

2. Ted Kaczynski, aka the Unabomber.

The sunglasses in this famous drawing conceal so much I initially thought it could be anybody. In Kaczynski’s mug shot, he has a beard, but when I compared the prominent jaw line with that of a younger, shaven Kaczynski, the similarity was striking enough to make the sketch seem informative.

3. Timothy McVeigh, the Oklahoma City bomber. Not a perfect likeness by any stretch; the forehead in the drawing is too broad. But the eyes, nose, and mouth give you the right general idea. The FBI claims the drawing was close enough that hotel employees who saw it were able to identify McVeigh.

4. Ted Bundy, serial killer. The face in the drawing is too narrow, but the eyes and eyebrows show a strong resemblance. Plus, your overall impression is that this is a handsome fellow, which Bundy certainly was.

5. Bruno Hauptmann, the kidnapper of the Lindbergh baby. OK, the nose is a little off, but the eyes are a dead match.

Granted, I may have inadvertently cherry-picked the best cases; the McVeigh and Hauptmann illustrations came from the FBI’s Website as examples of successful IDs. Still, the upshot is that sometimes police sketches work.

More often, though, they don’t. Though I’m not aware of any comprehensive survey, few doubt that the misses far outnumber the hits. The problems are obvious. Eyewitnesses are stressed, forgetful, and often wrong— one study of 180 convicts freed by DNA evidence found more than 80 percent were mistakenly locked up due in part to erroneous identification. And the skill of the artists varies widely; for every masterful rendering, you can find half a dozen others that look like they were done by a fifth-grader.

And often there’s no artist at all. Instead, investigators may use a set of standardized facial features to piece together a composite portrait with the witness’s assistance.

Originally, these were kits containing transparencies of different mouths, eyes, ears, etc, that could be mixed and matched; now the job is typically done with computers. The choices are limited, and the cops in many cases have minimal training or experience. The results are often dismal. For example:

Some anecdata: My assistant, Una, had gone through the composite-making process when she was robbed at gunpoint. Although she tried her best, the result didn’t look much like the suspect when he was caught. (She did identify him in a lineup, however.)

The latest development is computer software that morphs together drawings or composites produced with the help of different witnesses (or the same witness making several attempts) to generate a consensus that supposedly approximates reality more closely. In the lab it seems to work pretty well; see TinyURL.com/Sketches2. In the real world? Not too bad, I guess. Go look at Figure 1 in the document at TinyURL.com/Sketches3 and judge for yourself.

Is the whole business pointless or just counterproductive? A wildly inaccurate composite arguably makes it easier for the bad guy to escape. On the other hand, police renderings do help once in a while, and if you’ve got a killer or rapist on the loose, what else are you supposed to do—tell the public to keep a sharp eye out for somebody of medium height, medium complexion, and brown hair?

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