Puttin' the X in Xmas | The Ocho | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake City Weekly

Puttin' the X in Xmas 

Eight holiday-themed services being offered by State Street prostitutes this season.

Pin It
Favorite
click to enlarge art12714widea.jpg

Eight holiday-themed services being offered by State Street prostitutes this season:

8. “A Charlie Brown-and-Around Christmas” ($20)

7. “Frosting the Snowman” ($25)

6. “The Extra-Virgin Mary” ($35)

5. “The Stocking Stuffer” ($40)

4. “Tinkle All the Way” ($44)

3. “The Charles Dickens” ($50)

2.
“The North Pole Steamer,” aka “The Dirty Santa” ($55)

1. “The Nutcracker” ($75)

Bill Frost


Pin It
Favorite

Speaking of The Ocho

  • Get a Job!

    8 red-flag phrases in local Craigslist job listings
    • May 7, 2014
  • Drinko de Mayo

    8 gringo drink specials to avoid on Cinco de Mayo
    • Apr 30, 2014
  • Utah ... Man?

    8 proposed "inclusive" lyric changes to the University of Utah's fight song
    • Apr 9, 2014
  • More »

More by Bill Frost

  • Baby, One Meh Time

    Britney Ever After is cheap and unnecessary; Billions is back.
    • Feb 15, 2017
  • Fast Frankenfood

    Eight new fast-food innovations coming soon to top Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chalupa:
    • Feb 15, 2017
  • Goodbye, Girls

    Lena Dunham's Girls begins the end; the robots return in Humans.
    • Feb 8, 2017
  • More »

Latest in The Ocho

  • Fast Frankenfood

    Eight new fast-food innovations coming soon to top Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chalupa:
    • Feb 15, 2017
  • Damned Grammys

    Eight more artists boycotting the 2017 Grammy Awards besides Kanye West, Drake and Justin Bieber:
    • Feb 8, 2017
  • 10 Years of This?

    Eight fun factoids for the 10th anniversary of The Ocho:
    • Feb 1, 2017
  • More »

Comments

Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

Readers also liked…

  • SLC FYI

    8 facts and tips for first-timers visiting Salt Lake City
    • Jul 15, 2015
  • Ocho Pioneers

    8 2015 Days of '47 slogans passed over in favor of "Pioneers: Forging a New Future"
    • Jul 22, 2015

© 2017 Salt Lake City Weekly

Website powered by Foundation