Eight considered slogans for the first-ever Provo Pride Festival, happening Sept. 21 (fundraiser Aug. 27; info at Facebook.com/ProvoPride):
8. “Keep Prayin’, We’ll Keep Gayin’”
7. “Mr. Happy Comes to Happy Valley”
6. “Changing Your Missionary Position”
5. “Fasting & Fabulous”
4. “Y U B Straight?”
3. “Out of the Closet, Into Your Pantry”
2. “The Real Republican Primary”
1. “Welcome Home-O”
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