Eight commercial scanners being
considered by the Utah Legislature
should driver license info be voted to
replace private club memberships:
8. Drunky Spotter 5000®
7. the lil´ Violater (a division
of Diebold)
6. Ronco Privacy Parrot tM
5. Microsoft totalitarian® for
Windows
4. DataSucker 2.0 (a division
of WaddoupsCo)
3. Homeland Security
Junior Officer kit©
2. RectalSpy® Implant System
for PC & Mac
1. Constitution B-Gone! tM
BILL FROST
frost@cityweeky.net