Private Club Membership Scanners 

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Eight commercial scanners being
considered by the Utah Legislature
should driver license info be voted to
replace private club memberships:

8. Drunky Spotter 5000® 7. the lil´ Violater (a division
of Diebold) 6. Ronco Privacy Parrot tM 5. Microsoft totalitarian® for
Windows 4. DataSucker 2.0 (a division
of WaddoupsCo) 3. Homeland Security
Junior Officer kit© 2. RectalSpy® Implant System
for PC & Mac 1. Constitution B-Gone! tM

BILL FROST
frost@cityweeky.net

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